Magical Lunatic

Magical Lunatic owned a condom that they would eat. It would be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Magical Lunatic needed a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Magical Lunatic wanted a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

Magical Lunatic carried a little monkey that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Magical Lunatic wanted a can of coke that they would smash. This could be considered a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Lunatic desperately needed a porno magazine to annihilate It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be exciting. A porno magazine is the item to choose.