Fucking Lunatic

Fucking Lunatic desperately wanted a crown that they would eat. This is certainly a new thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Lunatic had a little monkey to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Fucking Lunatic often carried a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Lunatic desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

Fucking Lunatic looked for a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Lunatic desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.