The Eccentric Lunatic

The Eccentric Lunatic craved for a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Lunatic searched for a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Lunatic often carried a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It is a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a stapler that they would often play with. This seems a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Lunatic often carried a melon that they would often break. This is certainly a different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.