The Tired Lunatic

The Tired Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Tired Lunatic searched for a big sponge to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Lunatic craved for a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Tired Lunatic needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a different operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Lunatic desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Tired Lunatic desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.