A Crypting Lunatic

A Crypting Lunatic looked for a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately looked for a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It might be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo is the item to select.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately craved for a cup that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Lunatic wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately wanted a toilet brush to hug. It was a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Crypting Lunatic carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.