Silly Martian

Silly Martian needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

Silly Martian owned a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Silly Martian often carried a custard pie to share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Silly Martian desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

Silly Martian desperately looked for a mug that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a mug being the thing opted for.

Silly Martian desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen thing.