His Curious Martian

His Curious Martian desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sleep with. It was a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Martian carried a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

His Curious Martian wanted a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Curious Martian desired a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

His Curious Martian desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

His Curious Martian desperately craved for a cup to put on his head. It should be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.