The Ugly Martian

The Ugly Martian often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be wonderous. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Martian desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Martian carried a big sponge that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Martian owned a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Martian desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Ugly Martian desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. It was a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.