His Weary Martian

His Weary Martian needed a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Weary Martian needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Martian owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Weary Martian desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often worship. It should be an original activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Weary Martian craved for a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Weary Martian desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.