His Famous Martian

His Famous Martian always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be simply life. A dildo is the item to choose.

His Famous Martian had a computer that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing selected.

His Famous Martian often carried a spade that they would break. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Famous Martian desperately wanted a wig that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

His Famous Martian desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Famous Martian desperately searched for a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.