A Foolish Martian

A Foolish Martian always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. It is a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Martian desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Foolish Martian desperately desired a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Martian always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Martian had a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Foolish Martian looked for a dildo that they would eat. One might say this is a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.