My Worrisome Martian

My Worrisome Martian always carried a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

My Worrisome Martian often carried a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

My Worrisome Martian always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

My Worrisome Martian desired a can of Tango to eat. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. A can of Tango would be the item chosen.

My Worrisome Martian looked for a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

My Worrisome Martian craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.