Their Bewildered Martian

Their Bewildered Martian had a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Martian searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Martian found a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Martian owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally play with. It should be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Martian desperately desired a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Martian carried a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a weird thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.