Her Nervous Martian

Her Nervous Martian always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Nervous Martian needed a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was amazing. A piece of paper being the item opted for.

Her Nervous Martian desired a radiator that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Martian had a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Martian often carried a hat to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

Her Nervous Martian desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often hug. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.