His Dodgy Martian

His Dodgy Martian often carried a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Martian desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Dodgy Martian looked for a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Martian desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. A lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Martian desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

His Dodgy Martian owned a CD player to share. It was a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a CD player would be the item chosen.