The Different Martian

The Different Martian desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Different Martian often carried a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It was a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Different Martian found a cucumber that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A cucumber being the chosen item.

The Different Martian desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Different Martian always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

The Different Martian owned a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.