Their Square Martian

Their Square Martian desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Their Square Martian often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Their Square Martian desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would play with. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Square Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. This seems an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Their Square Martian always carried a radiator that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

Their Square Martian desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.