His Energetic Martian

His Energetic Martian desired a dildo that they would sometimes throw. It should be a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Energetic Martian looked for a spade that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. A spade would be the item that was selected.

His Energetic Martian carried a ball that they liked to put on his head. It might be a new thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A ball was the chosen thing.

His Energetic Martian desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Energetic Martian craved for a spade that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

His Energetic Martian desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.