His Worrisome Martian

His Worrisome Martian often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Worrisome Martian found a CD player that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Martian desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Worrisome Martian desperately searched for a bottle of coke to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

His Worrisome Martian always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Martian searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A chocolate bar is the item to opt for.