The Big Martian

The Big Martian desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to select.

The Big Martian desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Martian desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Martian often carried a pencil sharpener to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Martian found a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Big Martian owned a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. It might be an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.