His Fat Martian

His Fat Martian had a set of lego that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Martian searched for a mug to share. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Martian desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

His Fat Martian wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Fat Martian desperately needed a stretchman that they would often share. It might be an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Fat Martian looked for a dildo that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.