His Cute Martian

His Cute Martian desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

His Cute Martian always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Martian craved for a rubber chicken to smash. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be breathtaking. A rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Cute Martian always had with them a computer that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Martian desperately desired a stapler that they would often share. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Cute Martian desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.