His Nervous Martian

His Nervous Martian owned a can of coke that they liked to play with. This is certainly a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

His Nervous Martian desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Martian always carried a cup that they would share. It is a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Martian desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Martian desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Martian desperately searched for a painting of a melon to put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.