His Square Martian

His Square Martian always carried a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

His Square Martian desperately wanted a tomato that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Square Martian desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a crown being the item selected.

His Square Martian desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to throw. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels it was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

His Square Martian often carried a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Square Martian found a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be spectacular. A chocolate bar of all things.