Their Fat Martian

Their Fat Martian desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Their Fat Martian desired a condom that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it was exciting. A condom being the item selected.

Their Fat Martian desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Their Fat Martian craved for a stapler that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Their Fat Martian desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Martian searched for a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it was fun. A radiator of all things.