The Bewildered Martian

The Bewildered Martian desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A ball having that done to it

The Bewildered Martian desperately searched for a spade that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a spade being the item selected.

The Bewildered Martian wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Martian carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Martian wanted a block of cheese that they would share. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Martian desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.