A Crazy Martian

A Crazy Martian carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Crazy Martian craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Martian looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate It might be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Crazy Martian often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Crazy Martian desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Crazy Martian always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.