The Foolish Martian

The Foolish Martian carried a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Martian desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Martian desperately needed a can of Tango to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Martian desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Martian looked for a ball that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Martian always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.