Hungry Martian

Hungry Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Hungry Martian desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Hungry Martian desperately looked for a cup that they would often break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

Hungry Martian desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Hungry Martian always carried a condom that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be sublime. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Hungry Martian owned a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.