His Angry Martian

His Angry Martian carried a dildo that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Angry Martian had a stapler that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

His Angry Martian desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Angry Martian desired a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Angry Martian found a radiator that they would often worship. It might be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

His Angry Martian looked for a pint of beer that they would eat. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.