The Handsome Martian

The Handsome Martian carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Martian had a sponge that they would experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Martian craved for a radiator that they liked to share. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Martian always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Martian desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Handsome Martian carried a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.