The Weary Martian

The Weary Martian desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Weary Martian owned a custard pie that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Martian owned a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Martian wanted a teapot that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Martian owned a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. A ball was the chosen item.

The Weary Martian desperately desired a custard pie to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.