The Scary Martian

The Scary Martian always had with them a cup that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Martian desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Martian desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour of all things.

The Scary Martian desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Martian often carried a teapot that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A teapot being the thing selected.

The Scary Martian owned a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.