His Orange Martian

His Orange Martian always carried a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a different thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

His Orange Martian owned a CD player to put up their bum. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A CD player being the thing opted for.

His Orange Martian desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Orange Martian desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Orange Martian wanted a porno magazine that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Orange Martian looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item opted for.