His Special Martian

His Special Martian often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

His Special Martian carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Special Martian had a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Special Martian craved for a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Special Martian always kept a radiator that they would play with. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

His Special Martian always had with them a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.