Her Horny Martian

Her Horny Martian desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Martian needed a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

Her Horny Martian always carried a bat that they would demolish. This might appear to be a different operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A bat would be the chosen thing.

Her Horny Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Her Horny Martian needed a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a mug being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Martian desperately searched for a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A hat would be the item that was chosen.