His Little Martian

His Little Martian owned a pencil sharpener that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

His Little Martian craved for a bat that they would annihilate This is certainly a new activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A bat being the thing opted for.

His Little Martian craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally break. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

His Little Martian desperately needed a condom that they would break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

His Little Martian always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

His Little Martian always had with them a tomato that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.