The Dodgy Martian

The Dodgy Martian looked for a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Martian desperately searched for a porno magazine to share. It would be an original activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Martian always kept a helmet that they would break. It would have been a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Martian desperately needed a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It might be a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Martian wanted a sword that they sometimes smash. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Martian always kept a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.