Boring Martian

Boring Martian desperately needed a dildo that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Boring Martian searched for a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Boring Martian searched for a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

Boring Martian always carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.

Boring Martian carried a bag of poop that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Martian craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.