Her Chinese Martian

Her Chinese Martian always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Martian always kept a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

Her Chinese Martian always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a strange thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Martian desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A lava lamp being the chosen item.

Her Chinese Martian desired a computer that they liked to eat. It is a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Chinese Martian often carried a set of lego to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego of all things.