The Funny Martian

The Funny Martian found a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Martian always kept a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Martian needed a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Funny Martian desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Funny Martian had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Funny Martian had a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.