The Depressed Martian

The Depressed Martian desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It might have been an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Martian always had with them a stapler to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Martian searched for a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected it was stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Martian carried a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Martian desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Martian had a piece of paper that they sometimes break. This could be considered a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.