His Exciting Martian

His Exciting Martian owned a mug that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

His Exciting Martian had a crown to demolish. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a crown is the thing to opt for.

His Exciting Martian carried a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Exciting Martian searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Martian had a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Exciting Martian desperately craved for a hat that they liked to eat. It might be an odd action, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.