His Special Martian

His Special Martian desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to sit and look at. It is an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

His Special Martian desperately wanted a set square that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.

His Special Martian desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Special Martian needed a dildo that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Special Martian desperately craved for a crown that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

His Special Martian often carried a stretchman that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was entertaining. A stretchman being the chosen item.