The Cute Martian

The Cute Martian desired a bottle of coke that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Cute Martian wanted a dildo that they would often sleep with. This seems a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Cute Martian searched for a set of lego that they would often hug. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Cute Martian always had with them a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Martian always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Cute Martian desperately looked for a helmet that they would often worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.