My Exciting Martian

My Exciting Martian desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Martian desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

My Exciting Martian desired a can of Tango that they sometimes break. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Exciting Martian always kept a can of coke to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Exciting Martian found a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Martian owned a teapot that they would often play with. This seems a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.