Brainy Martian

Brainy Martian owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. It should have been a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Brainy Martian craved for a hat that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Brainy Martian always kept a condom to sleep with. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Brainy Martian always carried a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Brainy Martian craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Brainy Martian owned a lava lamp that they would often eat. This seems an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.