Confused Martian

Confused Martian often carried a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Confused Martian searched for a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be magnificent. A radiator being the thing selected.

Confused Martian needed a painting of a melon to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Martian always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Martian desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Confused Martian desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.