The Square Martian

The Square Martian desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Square Martian always carried a big sponge that they would throw. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

The Square Martian needed a magic 8 ball to demolish. It was an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Square Martian desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Square Martian had a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

The Square Martian had a custard pie to demolish. It would be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.