My Brainy Martian

My Brainy Martian desired a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Martian always kept a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a condom of all things.

My Brainy Martian desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Brainy Martian desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would cuddle. This could be considered an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Martian always carried a teapot that they would often share. It should have been an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Brainy Martian desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often hug. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.